February 11th, 2005

How to Win Me Over at 6:00 a.m.

I tell you that I just had a bad dream about going into the hospital to give birth. In the dream, my doctor decides that I need open-heart surgery because my blood pressure is too high. In the dream, this news makes you faint. You say to me (in real time now), “Don’t worry! It was only a dream! You are going to have such an easy labor! And the baby is going to be born without any of that guck on him! He’ll be all pink and fat and round. And the whole hospital is going to want to come and see him because he’s so cute. And I’ll tell them you are too tired for visitors, but they’ll insist. So we’ll charge admission! Twenty dollars per person! It’ll be all over the papers!”

Posted by: Sarah on February 11th, 2005
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